Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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