Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
one two three fourrrrnication!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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