coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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