come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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