I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She bit a glass in half.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
