This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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