This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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