I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Small penises have feelings too.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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