Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I checked into jail on foursquare
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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