Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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