We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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