Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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