Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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