i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You smell like stripper and shame
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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