no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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