He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
