they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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