i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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