This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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