So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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