Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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