I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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