who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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