Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I bet he comes in French.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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