he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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