i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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