Small penises have feelings too.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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