I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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