i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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