Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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