Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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