Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
tell me about the fingering
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