I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I am available for nakedness
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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