Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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