Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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