we have officially lost it.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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