don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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