Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We talked him into tasing himself.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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