Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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