This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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