its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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