I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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