Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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