You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just high enough for therapy.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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