I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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