No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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