I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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