I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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