Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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