Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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