Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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