You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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