hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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